You love the idea of Star Wars, but can't really commit to the movies yet. They have that Clone Wars show on Cartoon Network, but Ben 10 remains your cartoon of choice. Still, you have four light sabers, two "learn to read" Clone Wars books, several "action" figures from the series, two games for the Wii and more than three Star Wars Lego sets. So Star Wars is very relevant to you, even if you aren't really sure what it's about.
You were disappointed when I revealed that Anakin is Darth Vader, so I tried to redeem myself by telling you that in the end, Darth Vader made the right choice; but you were still upset that Anakin gave into the dark side and now I can't answer your questions as to how that happened because I only watched enough of the movies to know the basics and how much Jar Jar Binks annoyed hard core fans.
(Shhh...I actually kind of liked Jar Jar.)